I have a slightly updated version of this story on my
website.
It was a brutally hot August afternoon in Norman,
Oklahoma.
Everyone was rustling around
to and from classes.
Campus was chirping
and students were in a hurry.
Really,
everyone just wanted to get in the nice air conditioning, even if that meant
spending an hour and a half in Zoology lecture.
Meanwhile, Rama was sitting in the Beta dining room with his new pledge
brother.
His brother mentioned how he
had not yet walked around to look at all the other fraternities and sororities
(some might call this a “frat lap”).
So,
with their pledge trainer’s consent, the two brothers ventured out on to Greek
row.
They walked all around.
They made their way down to South Greek and
looped back up to North Greek where their house was.
All of the lawns were filled with boys and
girls.
This time of the year means the
first round of dating parties are just around the corner.
For freshmen like Rama, this is a scary
concept because he wants to go to all of these parties but he does not know any
girls to invite him.
He had heard
through the grapevine of a girl named Sita.
She was a new Theta that was looking for an eligible date for their
upcoming date party.
Rama thought this
might be his chance. Both Rama and Sita were legacies of their respective
chapters and their houses were just down the street from each other.
Plus, they both had super weird names. It was perfect!
Rama just had to get Sita to notice
him.
Rama and his brother were almost
back to their house.
They were passing
the Theta lawn where Sita and her sisters were sunbathing.
Rama made an effort to get her attention by
tripping right in front of her.
He
looked up and the two of them locked eyes.
From that moment on, Rama and Sita were inseparable.
And most importantly, they each had dates
locked in for the first round of date parties!

A Modern Day Castle: Beta Theta Pi (
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Author's Note: My story is a based on the PDE Ramayana version of "Sita." In the original, Rama and Lakshmana (his brother) were wandering the streets. People all around were admiring the noble princes, thinking they would be rather suitable for young princess, Sita. Both Sita and Rama were avatars of gods. Later on, Sita was walking in a garden with her maids when one of them noticed the two young men. She told Sita of their nobleness. Rama overheard and lifted his head. The two locked eyes and instantly fell in love. They both then prayed for each other's hand. My story is a modern, satirical twist on the story. It takes place in Norman. Instead of a prince and princess, Rama and Sita are new members of Greek life. Instead of avatars of gods, they are legacies of their houses.
Bibliography. "Sita" from PDE Ramayana by Laura Gibbs.
Web Source.